The Wedding Team

When I'm at a wedding, I wonder about the people involved. And wedding programs aren't like theatre ones with headshots and bios (recently performed at these other weddings, etc...) so here's your chance to learn more about the wedding party.

James Firby - Groomsman
Same name as his father (actually a clone - shhhh!)
Called by his last name - no relation to the furry, cuddly toy. Distant at most.
Claims to have done five "tours" in 'Nam. We assume they're theatrical.

Brent Hirose - Groomsman
Triple threat actor/dancer/turtle enthusiast
Volatile mix of Scottish and Japanese (the fightin' heritages!)
Currently a free agent... Ladies ;)

James Johnston - Groomsman

Political puppet master, runs Canada from Korea
Invented a musical note (C sharp-ish)
Left a good portion of himself in Europe

Laura Marginet - Bridesmaid
Science student/stuntman (injuries sustained from both)
Apparently often surrounded by idiots. God!
Stuffed cotton balls into VCR as child, not yet forgiven by father

Amanda De Spiegelaere - Bridesmaid
Hair connected to tongue, hilarious when eating
Defensive of her house's greenish-gold 70's era shag carpeting
Married to half-giant

Alundra Elder - Bridesmaid

Calm, quiet cousin of bride, easily surprised by camera flashes
Can dance, dance revolution you into the ground
Likes a boy! Saw it on Facebook! OMG :-P ROTFL!

So that's our party. I defy you to bring together a finer group of friends. Seriously. Try it. And we'll all duke it out, gangland style. No guns.

Just blades...